Best Akpos Jokes Collection of 2017

Best Akpos Jokes Collection of 2017

Some people are born with an admirable humorous traits even by the choice of words they use, how they express their moments in light notes and even physique that will make you laugh. These are the kind of people who enter a room and the atmosphere changes for the better. Their energy and happy nature diffuses into others, and laughter becomes infectious and irresistible. Have you meet Akpos? Have you come across Akpos jokes of the year 2017? If the answer is no, then you haven’t laughed as loud as should be while if the answer is yes, you know what good humor is.

Best Akpos Jokes Collection of 2017

Akpos is a Nigerian comedian whose jokes revolve around ordinary real life situations, spelled out in a paradoxical or comical way. He has the ability to turn a silly or neutral situation into laughable moments or tell of a story over and over again without it sounding more of a cliché. Akpos jokes have made him gain a lot of popularity and audience especially on social media platforms. Apparently, he has been able to document a huge collection of Jokes by Akpos you should look out for to brighten a dull day.

Akpos Jokes Collection 2017

Anytime you are in a troubled situation, jokes of Akpos should make the situation less burdensome. I know there is a tendency for comedians to be repetitive in their joke to a point where it becomes a dry joke anyway – I hope you can relate with this situation. Akpos however, is one man who understands that the audience needs to be entertained by timely, fresh and thoughtful jokes. The Akpos Jokes 2017, creates a natural relationship in reality, are hilarious and do not sound proverbial.

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In cognition that human beings have different humor level and even how they perceive, Akpos’ work is undeniably irresistible. Although so many jokes, he had made so which make one go in stitches, here are some of the comical pieces.

Best Akpos Jokes Collection of 2017
  • A pissed off wife calls her husband. Wife: Where on earth are you? Husband: Don’t be so angry, dear. Remember an old antique store downtown you took me to last week? Wife (melting): Yes, love. Husband: The one where you pointed at a beautiful and quite expensive tiara and told me you really wanted it. Wife: Of course, I do (eyes full of hope). Husband: Well, then don’t worry. Because I am in the car repair shop right next to it.
  • Akpos is at a Sunday school class. A teacher is checking how people learned the Bible verses at home. So he starts: Teacher: Akpos, finish the sentence: “Many are called but…” Akpos: … but few have credit to call you back”
  • A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Viagra for 100 Egyptian pounds.

The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."

The stranger says, "How about 20?"

The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."

The stranger says, "How about 10?"

The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."

The stranger says, "Listen, these pills cost $10 each in the U.S. How can you say they're not worth it?"

The Egyptian man says, "Oh, the pills are worth it -- my wife isn't."

  • A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 bus.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

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