Thinking of embarrassing things to do in public might seem weird, and the last thing you would ever desire to do in this world. However, this is the best to go if you want to overcome some fears or you have a social anxiety disorder. Doing silly things in public is also fun as these thwarting crazes will always keep you and your friends laughing.
When awkward things happen in public or close companies, they are laughed off and quickly forgotten. However, some of them might be hard to get over. For instance, have you ever gone to a public cyber opened a site like xnxx.com only to realize that your headphones are not plugged in? Or just played your favorite song in a quiet place only to find out that you forgot to plug in your earphones? These intense moments, and more which we have rounded up are among the most shameful yet funny things that will indubitably leave everyone mortified and laughing uncontrollably.
Most embarrassing things to do in public
Here are the top 30 dares which are extremely funny and weird to do in public. So, shall we get started?
1. Mistaking a fat lady to be pregnant
Thinking that a fat lady is heavy while she is not is one of the pretty high ranking embarrassing moments. This makes you want to crawl into a big hole that you can never come out. This is especially true when you are the one asking, “OMG, when is your baby shower?” in public.
2. Pay entirely with coins
Go to a supermarket or somewhere public where services are offered. Make sure you have a lot of coins. When it’s your turn to cash out, just count them slowly at a snail’s pace. Don’t apologize. The cashier and other customers might burst out in a peal of loud laughter.
3. Read a newspaper upside down
You can choose to do this on a bus, a mall, or even in a public meeting. Demonstrate the right level of seriousness while perusing through the pages. The chances are that this good dares might leave strangers, giving you some odd looks.
4. Ask for a discount
This should be done in an appropriate place like a supermarket, mall, grocery shops, or even when renting a house. For instance, when renting a property, you can say, “Can I get a good price on these flats?” The goal here is to embarrass yourself and not to get the discount. Make sure you act as if your request is not weird.
5. Show up late somewhere and make a spectacle
Make sure this is not a sensitive meeting; it can either be a class. For example, you can show up for a lecture when everyone is quiet carrying your chair then putting it loudly such that everyone notices you. You can also come directly to the lecture hall riding your bicycle and park it inside. This is one of the most hilarious yet embarrassing moments.
6. Talk to a girl loudly
Approach a random girl in a mall, supermarket, a salon, or any other place. Pretend that you are a bit deaf and talk in a loud voice. Ensure the conversation is flowing nicely and ask her out extra loud. Chances are that you will grab the attention of all the people in the scene. Act as though you are not doing something fishy.
7. Check yourself in a mirror or a stranger’s eyeglasses
Use your pocket mirror on the pavement to check your makeup and lipstick. Alternatively, you can approach a stranger wearing reflective glasses; make them stand still while you check on your hair, lipstick, face, and so on. This is undeniably an embarrassing moment.
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8. Search for money when it’s time to pay
Some daily activities, such as paying bills, can be filled with embarrassments. For instance, you have been queuing in a line for around 20 minutes, and then when it is finally your turn, you suddenly can’t locate your money. Is it in your back pocket or your wallet? Who knows? At such an instance, you can feel everyone’s eyes rolling on you as you do your search.
9. Eat your snacks with mouth open
Walk into a restaurant and order a sandwich. Chew with your mouth open. Hey, everyone knows that it is sweet, and no one wants to see you gulp it down your throat. This is absolutely a humiliating thing to do in public.
10. Walk around with a blow dryer asking girls if they want a Blow Job
Grab a hair blow dryer, holding it in your hands, and walk down the streets asking girls/boys if they want a blow job. Some might interpret the service you are offering differently and end up laughing hysterically with tears running down their faces.
11.Talk loudly on the phone about personal things
It’s completely harmless and not awkward to tell your wife that you are buying some ingredients from the grocery to make some Jollof rice for lunch or dinner. However, when people hear you talk about how you seduced a certain girl or even how you chewed her, this is absolutely tad thwarting.
12. Play something on your phone without earphones
While enjoying your latest DJ mix, Netflix crime thriller, or even a porn video, it might not be something everyone around you wants to tune into. This can be one of the most disconcerting things you can do in public. For instance, if you are daring enough, you can download the latest secular song on the church’s Wi-Fi then pretend you are listening to it via your headphones. Wait for everyone to give you that scary look then pretend you didn’t know that you had not plugged in your earphones.
13. Pick something from your teeth
Eat some vegetables or even meat. Walk around the streets while holding a toothpick and behaving weirdly. You can also pick a piece of lettuce from your teeth when you are in the process of talking to a group of people or when everyone can see.
14. Pick your nose
Picking your nose in public is embarrassing. Everyone will be disgusted by this behavior, especially if you do it repeatedly, and you don’t have something like a tissue paper or a handkerchief.
15. Hug a tree
Find a tree adjacent to a pavement used by many people. Hug it and when people stare at you, just answer, “We are having a moment!”
16. Pass gas in a public elevator
Go to an empty elevator that you are sure will pick other people in top/bottom floors. Pass gas before it stops for them to walk in. This will be your most embarrassing moment as you see the stench they will register on their faces; you will keep remembering the day.
17. Walk with your trousers’ zip open
Exit the washrooms with your fly open. Walk around, pretending not to know whether you left it so. Watch how people react. You can also pretend to notice that you hadn’t closed it in the closet with a group of ladies.
18. Open book pages loudly in a library
Walk inside a quiet library, pick some books, and drop them on your study table loudly to attract attention. Start opening each of them page by page as if you are searching for something. Honestly, this is very embarrassing, especially to people who are seriously studying.
19. Tumble over your feet
You are walking down a busy street doing your business, and then you suddenly stumble. As you stand up to dust yourself, you might be humiliated when you realize that it’s your foot that made you trip.
20. Eat your chocolate snack loudly
Enter a quiet public place such as a library; confiscate your chocolate, or any other meal in a nylon paper. Open it while periodically squeezing the paper so that it produces a lot of noise. Eat the snack loudly so that you attract attention. You offer your immediate neighbor a bite and see how he/she reacts.
21. Practice important conversations
Are you having an interview, a presentation, or meeting up with a famous person? Reviewing some phrases in the closet to the people you are presenting together is awkward.
22. Dance as though there is music
Pick your all-time favorite song, preferably one with unique dancing styles that everyone is aware of. Start dancing, essentially like a foolish person. I hope people will take notice.
23. Sing off-key loudly
We are all used to DJs muting some songs and letting us sing the chorus loudly, right? For this dare, use this golden opportunity to shine. Sing as loud as you can while smiling. Watch how the crowd reacts.
24. Ask for directions, go the opposite way
This will definitely leave the person in question bewildered. After they explicate your embarrassing blunder, give a big smile, and walk in the wrong direction again.
25. Try to sell something to marketers
When those beautiful campaign girls approach you next time, try selling them your stuff. You can offer to give them a discount on a watch you are wearing or any other item. Do not take no to be an answer. Describe your stuff vividly.
26. Take chances and go for that high note
You are singing in a 54-seater bus heading who knows where. Then that part of a known song comes. You want to show people how your phenomenal vocal performance is excellent. However, you end up really missing it by so many inches. Squeaking flatly, this is embarrassing and pretty hilarious.
27. Conversing with your pet as a real person
Everyone knows that chairman Meow does not comprehend language. After all, he is a cat. That stare he gives you means nothing but just craving for what you are taking or rather waiting for you to scratch his fur. Talking to such a pet in public can be pretty embarrassing.
28. Pretend not seeing someone and gossip about them
Be it your friend, family member, or anyone who is close to us; this can be very humiliating and embarrassing. It can also be funny in some way, depending on what you say about them.
29. Yelling at fictional TV characters in a cinema hall
There are two weird things about this. First and foremost, they are just fictional and not real people. Secondly, and maybe most importantly, they can never hear you. That’s just a recording of something that happened a long time ago. For this dare, just forget this. Yell out loudly at one of them for maybe not realizing something. Perhaps they might listen!
30. Go to a snack shop and ask for Banku
Despite Banku being a famous dish on the Ghanaian coast, we all know that it can never be sold in snack shops. Hence this is a good dare. When the cashier tries to explain that they don’t offer Banku, look around and click using your tongue.
The top 30 dares shared above are beyond doubt the most embarrassing things to do in public. However, be careful as some of them, such as nose-picking, can make others puke or get angry instead of laughing.
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