The things you can expect from any pastor in a trotro

The things you can expect from any pastor in a trotro

A Facebook user, Francis Obirikorang, has shared what looks like the ultimate list to help you stay away from these pastors in trotros, or, draw closer to them if you're into that kind of thing.

READ : 10 most annoying things Ghanaians do in trotros.

Here are the top things you'd probably see with any Ghanaian pastor in trotros any day.

1. Polyester suit

The things you can expect from any pastor in a trotro

Preacher in trotro

This suit for some reason is called the "Aflao Station Suit", please don't ask me, I don't know why.

2. Pointed shoe

The things you can expect from any pastor in a trotro

Pointed Shoes On African Pastor

Any kind of pointed shoe must be okay here, but particularly the canoe-looking types with super uneven soles would serve a greater purpose.

3. A Twi Bible

The things you can expect from any pastor in a trotro

Preacher at trotro station holding a Bible

Or a Bible in any of the local parlance spoken wherever the pastor is.

4. Hoarseness

This is a legit requirement, trust me. You need this to be able to shout over the drone of regular trotro chatter and blaring sounds from either Peace FM or Oman FM.

READ : These 12 hilarious inscriptions on trotro vehicles in Ghana will make your day

5. Handkerchief / Face Towel

The things you can expect from any pastor in a trotro

Handkerchief

This can serve a dual purpose; to block spittle and to wipe sweat when in hot trotros.

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6. Ability to collect money with agility

The things you can expect from any pastor in a trotro

Trotro Preacher

The best trotro preachers even sometimes collect the fare from passengers on behalf of the driver and his conductor aka "mate".

7. Ability to cling on to "trosky" like the old rugged cross

Trotros shake most often. This is maybe because most trotro drivers are jerks who spontaneously decide to put the lives of all passengers at risk, and you'd be at greater risk if you are standing in the bus to preach.

There you have it.

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