Ever been in a relationship with a woman and thought, "Is it just me or is she crazy?" well, doubt no more gentlemen, 'cause chances are she is. However exciting they may seem, like any drug, crazy women are bad for your health. In light of this we decided to compile a short list of tips to help the modern man safely navigate a relationship with the crazy woman.
1. Avoid, avoid, avoid.
My brother, the simplest way to avoid a problem is not to mind her. You've had a long day, you just got home, and all you asked was, "Is there any food?" and she's gone full blown crazy on you, DONT ENGAGE. Just quietly pick up your wallet and go to the Indomie seller down the street because, remember, sometimes it only takes eye contact to ignite an unstable person
2. Don't follow her down to Crazy Town, population: 1
One pupolar tactic crazy woman take is to incite the same amount of crazy in they have, IN YOU. But remember don't be fooled into going down that path my brother. She has spent a lot more time down in those dark places and she will bring you down to her level and beat you with experience.
3. Remain calm, she smells your fear
An easy way to lose total control of the situation is to go crazy right along with her. When she's crazy, you're calm, it is your only lifeline.
4. Seek Jesus
This is actually recommend for all situations, but this one especially.Sme people believe you shouldn’t deal with a crazy woman in the first place, but hey, do you booboo, do you.
You can't control who your heart holds a candle for and if that turns out to be a crazy woman, then that's that. But in that case a strong relationship with Jesus would be an added bonus because when your friends get sick and tired of you complaining to them and stop sending you invitations for events, Jesus will be your only respite.