Since June 2015, Donald Trump has rarely missed being on front page news. Whether it was his announcing his official candidacy for the oval office, or audio leaks of his "locker-room talk" with the boys, the man has definitely kept the world entertained - or downright frightened, take your pick - for last fifteen months.
So we thought we'd round a few of the major upsets he caused... not all of the, just some of the more "bigly" ones.
June 16, 2015 - Donald Trump announces presidential candidacy
For those unacquainted with the man that is Donald Trump, this may not have been much of a surprise, but for some of us who've know the man, his businesses, and pretty much watched his lifestyle - from afar, mind you, we don't know him personally - that announcement was a pretty big surprise. Even though everyone basically didn't think it would go very far.
December 7, 2015 - Trump releases 'Muslim Ban' policy proposal
Moments before a rally in Mt. Pleasant, South Carolina, Donald Trump release a policy proposal that has the world completely shocked. A policy that, among other things, proposes a "total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on," which he backed by citing Franklin D. Roosevelt's Proclamations 2525, 2526, and 2527 which the US Government used to "detain allegedly potentially dangerous enemy aliens" during the II World War.
"Grab em by the pussy" audio leak
Soon as this audio was publicly released, the world felt vindicated, "Yes, these are his true colors," we all said, "He can never be president," we all said, and we dutifully waited for his apology. And, like the good little boy he needed to be, Donald Trump apologized publicly... but not quite the way we expected. He almost defended his behavior by calling the conversation "locker-room" talk, and left the world feeling indignant.
Trump eats waakye
This was a personal shocker, not that it's so unbelievable a thing that Trump would eat waakye - not that waakye isn't worth, god forbit - but because I didn't people who live as 'bigly' as him would ever even want to try it.
He became the 45th President of the United States of America
Probably the biggest shocker of all, Trump is now the 45th president elect of the United States of America. None of us expected it, and most of us still don't believe it - but given time it will, trust me - even though it's been hours since we knew without a doubt.
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