Here are all the things that happen when your parents fight.
1. When they are arguing and you try to intervene
2. When one of them comes to talk about the other to you
I better mind my own business.
3. When you dad says he is hungry, but still eats your mum's food
Na wa ooh
4. When your parents turn you into a messenger because they don't talk to each other
5. When your mum forces your dad to sleep on the couch
6. When you finally see both of them talking and smiling to each other
Am I dreaming?
7. The next time they start fighting and mention your name, you’re like:
Leave me out of your wahala
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