-Sunday is meant to be a holy day but this is ironically the day when we see the most shananigans
-Here are 6 types of churchgoeers we can all relate
1. The spouse hunter
This one usually goes to church because of the strong belief that the best wife/husbands are usually closest to the Almighty. Woe unto this one because there are 5 other types of churchgoers, and they are not necessarily the ideal material either
2. The Heathen
No regard for religion at all. Individuals in this category go to church because it is the flavor of the day. If church going is trendy at the moment, they will indeed attend, but will only stay for so long. An easy way to note the heathens is the mode of dressing. Although church has no official way of dressing, thesre is always a way to present yourself surely.
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3. The hopeless faithful
Old-school men and women usually fall in this category. They have been attending church for as long as they can remember and have immense belief, not in the bible, but in that particular church. So much belief that they would sacrifice their finances and children (not literally) for the ‘good’ of the House of the Lord. They will go to church every Sunday just to make sure their offspring follow in the right path eventually.
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4. The showoff
Probably the worst of the worst. If they have an Audi Q6, be sure they will pull up with it in church, regardless of how short a distance the congregation area is from their home. Such individuals will try as much as possible to exhibit how ‘blessed’ they are, if it costs them a place in heaven.
5. The lost one
They will attend church as a gamble, because they simply want something in return. To them, the number of times you attend church is directly related to the amount of blessings you will get in the long run. If you want to ID such people, be wary of their challenges in life. If they are seeking promotion, be sure to see them at the front seat in the congregation.
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6. The Saturday sinner
A night out with friends is always fun right? But why do you feel such qualms in the morning? This lot mainly comprises the youth who have done all manner of atrocities the night before such that they literally feel like the ‘Devil’s child.” The solution? Go to church the following day to ‘cleanse’ all the blemishes that came with the turn up the night before.