Woman's 'Biblical' Response to Bae Breaking Up With Her Via Text Has Mzansi Screaming: “To God Be the Glory”

• Twitter parody account @AdvoBarryRoux posted a screenshot of a chat between a man and a woman breaking up
• In the chat, the man claims that he can longer continue the relationship anymore, to which the woman praises God
• The man, evidently taken aback by the response, inquires whether that is all she has to say, to which she makes reference to the Israelites in the bible

One woman's biblical response to her bae attempting to break up with her via text left many SA netizens howling with laughter.

A screenshot of a chat between the dumper and the dumpee was posted on Twitter by @AdvoBarryRoux. The dumper, believed to be a man, greets the woman and explains that he doesn't think they can continue with their relationship anymore.

The woman unexpectedly responds by saying:

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"To God be the glory for this wonderful news."

The surprised gent then inquires if that is all she has to say to which she responds:

"What more do you want me to say when Pharaoh has finally decided to let the children of Israel go after two years of captivity?"

The man was left utterly dumbfounded by the response.

Social media users, on the other hand, could not help but throw shade and jokes at the hilarious breakup. Check out some comments on the post:

@BB_Ludidi responded:

"This one was bluffing and it backfired ."

@NduhMaster responded:

" maybe those Twitter send screenshot games, backfired so badly."

@lincsoshea reacted:

"But what must happen kanti."

@sijadu_jaceni asked:

“Ubefuna ntoni kanti?”

@MbMbongza commented:

"This girl got served...yho brutal."

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@Nokzitoh said:

" Don't start, what you can't stand for."

@Nkululeko_Nkulu replied:

"That 2 years of captivity hit different."

Lady Painfully Narrates How She did 6 Abortions In A Year For Ex Boyfriend

In another story, YEN.com.gh reported that a lady has shared her moving experience in her former relationship. She said she did six abortions for her ex.

The lady mentioned that the numerous abortions have rendered her potentially barren and she regrets meeting him.

The story was shared on Twitter by @abenamagis, and peeps reacted to the story and shared their opinion on the matter.

Source: Briefly.co.za