There has been a craze among users of social networks on a supposed rhetoric personality conveniently named Robert Mugabe (not the Zimbabwean president) who has every hilarious quote assigned to him as the source.
Whatsapp users have been the most benefactors of all as one can easily be tickled with a ‘Robert Mugabe’ spoof quote anytime, any day.
Here are five of such Mugabe spoof quotes
1. “You smoke weed and you take some coke. Few minutes after, you hear ‘chooboi chooboi’ in your head. It’s a set up. The moment you answer, “Yei”!, you are mad.”
2. “At the age of 18 years you are using Gennicure 4 4 2 and La Vet to make it tight, my sister at the age of 25, I think you would have to use safety pins and super glue.”
Meek Tyler ( Mugabe’s last born)
3. “The only public place Ghanaian ladies can be romantic is around the ATM machine.”
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4. “If you are a lady and you don’t respect men, you will end up serving jollof at your younger sister’s wedding.”
20 minutes ago by Robert Mugabe
5. “Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana is capable of selling a condom to a roman father.”
Robert Mugabe - 2016
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So when you come across someone on the street 'laughing out loud', please mind your business.
We can come back demanding for more so if you have any 'Mugabe' quotes send it to us in the comments section below.