65 funniest redhead jokes that will make you laugh aloud

Red hair is so unique that many assume people with this hair type use dyes. Due to the rarity of redheads, having natural reddish hair easily attracts attention. Not everyone who makes fun of redheads hates them. Some do it innocently and just for fun. If you are yet to encounter redhead jokes, read the funniest ones below.

In some countries, people like red hair and are often surprised by the prejudice redheads face in the UK. They think it's wrong for people to attach so much importance to something as small as a hair color. Redhead bashing and mocking should not be happening, especially not in the UK, where there are a lot more redheads than anywhere else in the world.

Funniest redhead jokes for friends

Since redhead prejudice is still alive, many who have this type of hair are used to the jokes people make about them. This article does not support this, nor is it intended to propagate the vice. The jokes listed below are for fun and not to bash people with red hair:

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• One of the two redhead men playing chess suggested they should make it more interesting. Immediately, they stopped playing.
• A young ginger man said that when he was born, he felt like a man trapped inside a woman's body.
• How do you know a ginger person is working-class? When his television is bigger than his bookcase.
• The difference between a brick and ginger is at least the brick gets laid.
• What does someone get when they cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Doughboy? (a very pissed-off redhead with a yeast infection)
• It takes zero ginger people to change the light bulb because ginger heads prefer darkness.
• Gingers look forward to growing grey hair later on in their lives.
• Why don't gingers play hide and seek? (they're always spotted!)
• The advantage of having a blonde over a redhead is that you can safely ignore the blonde.
• How is a redhead different from a lawyer? (there are several ways in which a lawyer cannot screw you)

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Flirty redhead jokes

It's an unsaid fact, but many people like it when others flirt with them. Flirting is healthy if you do it the right way. Since there is a thin line between creepy and harmless flirting, choose flirty redhead jokes wisely to avoid a misunderstanding. Check out these jokes:

• Why are most guys dating blondes? (all the redhead girls are taken)
• What do you do with a redhead that you love? (set her free, and if she follows you everywhere, put your new girlfriend in a hospital. She is yours for life)
• A ginger man loves meeting his girlfriend at 12:59 because he likes having one-on-one time with her.
• What do you call a redheaded gentleman from a long line of redheads? (a ginger-bred man)
• What do you call a cute redhead walking between two blonde brunettes? (the interpreter)
• What do you call a redhead girl with an attitude? (normal)
• Why can't you hear a redhead's footsteps? (they walk so gingerly)
• What do you call a lady who always knows where her husband is? (redhead)
• What do you call a good-looking ginger? (a unicorn)
• How do gingers spice up their love life? (with freckle play)

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Funny redhead jokes

The popularity of redhead jokes is gradually fading away because it's just hair and not worth making a fuss about. As a result, the upcoming generation might be deprived of this type of fun. So, before these jokes become non-existent, look at some popular jokes about redheads below.

• Why are the Harry Potter movies so unrealistic? (because a ginger child has two friends).
• When you cross a Ginger and a Jamaican, what do you get? (a gingerbread mom)
• How can you change the mood of a ginger? (by waiting for ten seconds)
• What is the one thing that all gingers get to miss about every great party? (the invitation to that party)
• What is typical between the gingers and the extinct dinosaurs? (both of them are never enough)
• What is the similarity between gingers and guns? (when you keep either of them for an extended period, you will want to shoot it)
• What is the name given to the ginger person in a porn film? (the cameraman)
• What difference is there between a ginger and a shoe? (a shoe has a soul; ginger doesn't have one)
• Which train are the gingers not allowed to ride? (the soul train)
• How does a ginger person answer his telephone on a Saturday night? (wrong number)

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Mean ginger jokes

People make fun of redheads because they feel hot and cold temperatures more severely than anyone else. Read below, and you will find several jokes people make about their sensitivity to temperature changes:

• What's a ginger's least favorite day of the week? (Sun-day)
• Why do gingers always carry umbrellas? (in case the sun decides to show up)
• What do you call a redhead with a tan? (a miracle)
• Why did the redhead cross the road? (to buy sunscreen)
• Why did the redhead wear sunscreen at night? (to avoid moonburn)
• What do you call a ginger who loves sunbathing? (a risk-taker)
• How do you know when a ginger is done sunbathing? (when they turn medium rare)
• Why are gingers not scared about going to hell? (they've already spent an eternity getting sunburns)
• The difference between a vampire and a ginger is that the second one is a pale, blood-sucking creature that avoids the sun, while the other is a vampire.

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Best redhead jokes

Redheads are stereotyped as being hot-headed, tempestuous, dramatic, and high-strung. As a result, they are usually referenced to the spicy ginger root. Find below some funny jokes people make about the temperament of the redheads:

• How do you tell that a redhead has been using a fussy computer? (when there is a hammer fixed in the monitor of the machine)
• There is a vast difference between a terrorist and a redhead. What is the difference? (you can negotiate with a terrorist)
• How do you know that a redhead has wholly forgiven you? (when she stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl)
• Why did redhead jokes become extinct? (someone mistakenly told them to a redhead)
• What do we call a blue and black guy lying on the sidewalk? (a person who says too many redhead jokes)
• How does a person get to remember the date of a redhead’s birthday? (by forgetting it once)
• What's common between a redhead and a razor-wire? (both should be handled with care)
• What is the name given to a redhead person working at a bakery shop? (a gingerbread man)
• What are the two ways in which you can keep a redhead happy? (by letting them think that they have their way and, secondly, by giving them their way)
• What is the best thing about being a ginger person? (you are sure that you were not adopted)

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Short ginger jokes

Discrimination against people with red hair may be due to their rareness. Some Indo-European folklore presents them as vampires, or they transform into vampires after death. Below are some mean jokes people say about redheads:

• What's a ginger's favorite drink at a bar? (a pale ale)
• What do you call a ninja with red hair? (a ginja)
• How do gingers make a fashion statement? (by wearing SPF 100)
• What do you call a redhead over seven feet tall? (giraffe)
• What do you call a redheaded child who is good at karate? (carrot kid)
• What do you call two identical redheaded twins? (doppelgingers)
• How can you get a redhead to argue with you? (say something)
• How do you handle a redhead's temper? (gingerly)
• What is made by redheads for dinner? (they make reservations)
• How do you know that a redhead is fully satisfied? (when she unties you)

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Dark ginger jokes

It is believed that Judas Iscariot, Eve, and Bathsheba from the Bible may have had red hair. Also, Satan is sometimes illustrated as a Red Dragon with red hair. With such stories going around, society will always have something mean to say about the redheads. Here are some ginger jokes with dark humor:

• What do you contract if a redheaded zombie bites you? (gingervitis)
• What do you call a ginger with a six-pack? (photoshopped)
• What do gingers miss most about any great party? (the invitation)
• What do you call a ginger in a horror movie? (the first one to go)
• What’s a ginger’s favorite holiday? (Halloween, because they blend in)
• Why do gingers take forever to get ready? (they can’t decide which shade of pale to wear)
• What type of beds do ginger people sleep on? temper-pedics)
• What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? (ginger snaps)
• What’s a ginger’s favorite type of movie? (anything without a bright ending)
• What is the similarity between a redhead and a freight train? (you can hear both of them from miles away)

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What is a ginger vs. redhead?

It's okay to call someone a redhead, but it's generally not okay to call someone a ginger without their permission. Redheads have reddish-brown hair, while gingers are born with reddish-orange hair and often have fair, freckled skin.

What is the nickname for redheads?

Some redheads hate the nickname Ginger, while others love it. So, instead of calling them Ginger, you can call them:

• Gingy or ging
• Cherry
• Ember
• Freckleface
• Goldilocks or Goldie
• Ruby
• Rudy
• Rusty
• Spitfire

What is the slang word for ginger hair?

In Britain, redheads are sometimes called "carrot tops" and "carrot heads."

What do Australians call ginger hair?

Australians call them Bluey (usually a man).

What are fun facts about redheads?

Some fun facts about redheads are:

• People of any ethnicity can have red hair.
• Redheads are often left-handed.
• Their hair does not usually turn grey but white when they grow old.
• Their hair is often less but looks full because the strands are thicker.
• Red hair with blue eyes is rare. Less than a million people have this.
• They feel temperature changes faster than other people.
• Redheads are believed to be smarter than people with other hair colors.
• Roughly 30% of people who dye their hair choose red.

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What is the rarest type of redhead?

Red hair and blue eyes are the rarest hair/eye color combinations. Most redheads have brown, hazel, or green eyes.

What traits do redheads have?

Redheads often have pale or fair skin and freckles, which are influenced by the amount of melanin in their bodies.

Which country has the most redheads?

Ireland has the highest population of redheads of any country in the world. 10 and 15% of the population have red hair, and about 46% carry the recessive freckle gene.

Who is the prettiest redhead of all time?

American actress Tina Louise was named the “World's Most Beautiful Redhead” by the National Art Council in 1958. She is widely known for playing Ginger Grant in the television comedy Gilligan's Island.

What are some of the best blonde vs. brunette jokes?

Here are some hilarious blonde vs. brunette jokes:

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• A blonde brunette visited a doctor with both ears badly burnt. The doctor inquired about what had happened to her ears. She said," I was ironing clothes when the phone rang. I picked up the iron box instead of the phone." The doctor replied, "That explains one ear; how about the other?" She said the idiot called twice.
• A blonde wore two socks that did not match: one was white and the other red. Her friend asked her why she was wearing white and red socks. The blonde explained that it was weird because she had left a similar pair of red and white socks in the drawer.
• A brunette and a blonde were walking past the flower shop when they saw the brunette's boyfriend picking some flowers. The brunette sighed, saying she would be expected to spend her weekend on her back and legs in the air. The blonde asked, "Don't you have a flower vase?"
• A blonde told a doctor that every body part she touched hurt. He told her, "It is because your finger is broken."
• A teenage brunette spent around half an hour on the phone. When she hung up, her father asked why she had made such a short call, considering she had been on the phone for over two hours. The teenager explained that the call was from the wrong number.
• The traffic officer spotted a blonde lady driving and knitting simultaneously. Infuriated, he approached the lady and asked her to pull over. The lady responded. "It is a scarf."
• A man was driving with a blonde brunette. He asked the lady to go through the window and check if the blinker was working. She replied, "Yes, no, yes, no."
• A blonde brunette complained to the librarian that the book she was reading had too many characters and that the story didn't make sense. The librarian told her that she had taken the phone book.
• A blonde waitress approached a customer to take her order. The customer asked how they prepared chicken, and she replied, "Nothing special, madam. We simply tell them that they are going to die."
• A blonde brunette tested positive for pregnancy with twins. All of a sudden, she began to cry, and when the doctor asked why she was crying, she said that she didn't know the father of the second child.

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Redhead jokes will not only entertain you but also get you laughing out loud. If you are looking forward to having a burst of hearty laughter with your friends and loved ones, these are some of the jokes you can tell. However, try as much as you can not to offend anyone.

Yen.gh.com shared funny jokes for teens. Humor can be a quick and effective way to connect with kids because it conveys a desire to entertain.

A good joke should lighten the mood. When well-timed and thoughtful, jokes can help kids relax and open up about their lives.

Source: YEN.com.gh